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Post by Debbi on Jul 24, 2011 17:29:34 GMT 10
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient: A little down in the mouth.  |
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Post by Debbi on Jul 24, 2011 17:30:48 GMT 10
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?
Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!
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Post by Relle on Jul 24, 2011 21:09:56 GMT 10
Top 10 Complaints about humans from dogs!
1.Blaming your farts on me...... not funny.. not funny at all!
2.Yelling at me for barking........ I'M A DOG YOU IDIOT!
3.Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4.Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!
5.Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6.The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! WhooooHoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7.Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8.Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9.Dog sweaters..... Hello?? Haven't you noticed the fur?
10.How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
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Post by Debbi on Jul 24, 2011 22:43:18 GMT 10
LMAO..Love it, relle....  |
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Post by Relle on Jul 24, 2011 22:46:55 GMT 10
Thought we could all relate to this being dog owners  |
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Post by Relle on Aug 11, 2011 15:28:00 GMT 10
Have u ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the Letters used to define bra sizes? But couldn't figure out what the letters stood for. Well its time u became informed! (A) Almost tits. (B) Barely there. (C) Can't Complain! (D) Damn! (DD) Double Damn!(E) Enormous! (F) Fake. (G) Get a Reduction. (H) Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!
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Post by Dory on Aug 13, 2011 1:58:58 GMT 10
lmao.. love them. |
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Post by Relle on Aug 15, 2011 12:30:47 GMT 10
A cop with a drug sniffing dog said to me "This dog tells me you're on drugs." I said "I'm on drugs? You are the one talking to dogs."
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Post by Dory on Aug 23, 2011 1:24:48 GMT 10
lol
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